Rahul Ki Vellapanti

A professional Vella.

Modi on malnourishment

Digvijay Singh is highly contagious. After Sibal, even Modi has started speaking nonsense.
 ”Stay malnourished in order to become a maal.”
Source: 31 August, 2012



St. Stephens on not allowing Unmukt Chand to appear for exams

St. Stephens should change their anthem to: “Khoya Khoya Chand, Yeh Khula Aasman, Aakhoon mein teri Attendence aati hain…” #UnmuktChand

Source: 31 August, 2012



About my writings

Some say that I am bad with fiction, some say that I am bad with non-fiction. I take it - I am good at both. :-P

Source: 31 August, 2012



Aamir makes it to the cover of Time

“Aamir Khan makes it to the cover of Time mag.”

 So what? Even Sania Mirza had made it.
Source: 31 August, 2012



About my writings

Some say that I am good with fiction, some say that I am good with non-fiction. I take it - I am good at both. ;)

Source: 31 August, 2012



Cartoons and Four Fingers

Q. Why do most cartoons have only four fingers (including the thumb?)
 A. So that they don’t have middle fingers to flash and abuse. :-P
Source: 30 August, 2012



“If software had been judged patentable in 1979 and Xerox had taken the aggressive approach common today, it could have blasted Apple into the asteroid belt. Jobs wouldn’t be a lionized figure today, but a tech industry footnote.”
 A great read.
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-hiltzik-20120828,0,2277464.column
Source: 28 August, 2012



Thought for the day

Always strive for greatness but remember, its not what becomes of your greatness but how what you do of your greatness.

Source: 28 August



Height of Computer Addiction

I stretched, my hand, out for a bottle of water but involuntarily ended up pulling my laptop bag, and pulling out my laptop, instead.

Source: vellaindian



Kai Po Che

3 Mistakes’ movie would be called ‘Kai po che.’ In Hindi, it translates to, “काट के रख दी|”:P

Source: vellaindian



“New Zealand captain Taylor confident of fightback in second Test.”

Talks like Digvijay Singh.

(Source: @vellaindian)



The Coalgate

“BJP is a party filled with buffons. For this Coalgate, they are asking for resignation from our PM. Now, you tell me. How can SoniaG resign?”

(Source: facebook)




The Coalgate

“Whether it is a government scam or not, the Coalgate is definitely a marketing scam. - CEO, Pepsodent.”

(Source: facebook)




How can one stand against Pranab Mukjeerji, a Member of Parliament since 1969? He is the Chanakya of the mordern Indian Politics (in the last decade or more). It was he who put Sonia Gandhi in driver’s seat in the last decade. He taught her the basic trades of Political Science. It was he who made Manmohan Singh, a man who worked under him as the Governor General of RBI, the Prime Minister of India. A Congress meeting does not happen without him.

 For people blaming him for the drop in our Economy, I would like to remind words spoken by a wise man called Newton, “What goes up, comes down.” In order words, “What booms, goes bust.” Booming and Busting of economies happen every 20 years or so. [Economy suckers can Google this fact.] Even Narendra Modi as Finance Minister could not have averted it.

 If you blame Mukherjee, then please provide solutions to his disasters. But before you provide any solution or opinion please read some golden words from another wise man called Seth Godin. -> http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/2012/04/is-everyone-entitled-to-their-opinion.html

(Source: facebook.com)



WTF Moment of the day.
Small Girl falls in bore well. News channel shows birthday photographs of the day before.

Hence i watch DD News. Pure news no bakwass.
UPSC aspirants should definitely see it.

(Source: facebook.com)